What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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