What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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