A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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