A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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