Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Bob Saget that is all

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Women's rights

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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