Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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