What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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