Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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hello anomonous

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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