What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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This is not a joke or is it

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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