What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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