What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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oooh look a banshee

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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