- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Youre mom is so dead...

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why so serious ?

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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