Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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