whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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