A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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The Pope

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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