What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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kiss me?

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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women's rights.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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This sentence is false.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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