- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

whats brown and sticky? A stick

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Dinosaur!

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Knock knock. Death.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

I asked her where you were.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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