What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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the sky is green no it is not

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Woman rights.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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