a black father

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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A guy is playing cod

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Guest what? Dog

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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