Hellen Keller

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Smelly Indians.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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The Olympics

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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