Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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