A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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ha.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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aodhan hearty

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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