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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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68 :)

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