Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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I am black.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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