You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Tilt your screen back .

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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