- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

How do you make a little girl cry?

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

womens rights

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

The Holocaust.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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