Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Justin

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