A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Anti Joke

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