What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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