Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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www.xnxx.com

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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