I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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eat a hot dog

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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