Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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