what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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A person from Singapore eats

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Cows go moo.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Nothing yet CC

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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