What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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