why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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women's rights.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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