your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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guess what chicken butt

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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