What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Women's rights

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Penis penis poop butt

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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