My butt!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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