Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Church.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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