Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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your mother hates you

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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