Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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eden stop

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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