What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Anti Joke

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