What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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