Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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