What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Womens rights

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Anti Joke

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