What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Compton

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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you will die someday

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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