fava beans

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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GONNA

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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like most people my age. im 27

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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mc hammers income.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Anti Joke

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