- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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