A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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what time is it? 3:16

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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