What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Susie has Autism

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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