a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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The Pope

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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