What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Justin

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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