You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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