What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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hi im paul!

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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