a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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eat a hot dog

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Your Mother

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9/11 my birthday

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Women's rights

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

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