- Anti Joke

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Kameron Brown is gay.

Knock knock runs away laughing

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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