there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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