- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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