What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Canada

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What's up? The sky.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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refridgrator

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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