Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Nice belt.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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