Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Health food.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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http://richardfigures.com/

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Women Driving.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Anti Joke

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