I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Knock knock

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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I love you

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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