Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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