- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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