A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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