A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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He walked in a bar

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Slavery

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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