- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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