Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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