- Anti Joke

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

whats 2+2? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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