When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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im black

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Your mother

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Anti Joke

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