What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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