Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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