Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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An asian walks out of math class

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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long in the tooth!

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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poop is very very yummy.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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