Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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8===D

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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who is awesome? no one...

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Joey mayer's face

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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