Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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the WNBA

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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9/11/2001

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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