Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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