Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Ham sandwich

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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