What did the teacher do? He taught.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Your mom is so old she died

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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