What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What's blue? The sky.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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jcjdj

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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