What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Real jokes.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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