Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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