What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Aodhan Hearty

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Sloths

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Civil Rights.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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