Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Potato!

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Obama lin Baden.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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Justin Bieber

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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