Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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