"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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School

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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