What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Punch line.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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