when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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