What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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