Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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