Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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your face

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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