cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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I won the game.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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