Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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