Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Anti Joke

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