Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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chirs

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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a horse walks into a barn

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