What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Potato!

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Basically

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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im gay

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Anti Joke

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