What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Error 37.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Who is it?

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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