How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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sweaty black guy

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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