What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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civil rights

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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