whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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