So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Hey, Max!!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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