What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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brandon ya twwat

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Gingers.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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