- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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