Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Anti Joke

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