- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Allah walked into AK Bar

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Your big dick.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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