What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Wolfjob.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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