How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Dumb

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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