Knock knock

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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your moms my other ride

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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You see how lame this is?

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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modern love

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A seal walks into a club.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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