How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Hi

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Hahaha

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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