What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Haha, I get it..

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Anti Joke

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