An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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The horse said "nay."

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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