What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Mitt Romney

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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hi joshua

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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