Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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The queen having a shit

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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