Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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this website...

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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I was born.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Do you believe this will change?

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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