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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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