Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Mitch

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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