what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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