A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Womens rights.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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