A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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