Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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