You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Women's Rights...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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