How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Poop

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's two plus two? Window

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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