i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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