What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Female Athletics

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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