How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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I love you very much.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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your fat

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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