what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Once upon a cross

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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