How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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