How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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