Vaginal secretions

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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These Jokes suck.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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