Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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