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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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