JFK

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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My parents died!

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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