what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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How old are you? 7

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Tall asians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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