What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's two plus two? Window

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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cancer

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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