What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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adam shagged katie lololol

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Where's my shotgun

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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